December 2010
39 posts
My dad, brother and I told women jokes at dinner tonight. As pleased as they were that I loved mocking my gender, my mom was doublely offended.
What a woman.
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe
“We were born for this.”
“Slow dancing in the dark on the beach at Stockton’s Wing
Where desperate...”
“If I ever leave this world alive
I’ll thank for all the things you did in...”
– Flogging Molly
20 Things I Wish I Knew In My 20s →
Wait, 2011 is in less than weeks? When did that...
“Last Sunday morning, the sunshine felt like rain
The week before, they all...”
“And how are you going to keep them down on the farm after they’ve seen...”
“Summer was painted on our skin,
and those secrets hidden in our childish lips...”
“But my God, it’s so beautiful when the boy smiles.”
“That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
I want this guy's life. →
“Cause I’ve had my fair share of take care and goodbyes
I’ve learned...”